What Is A Perfect Poop? – Bernie's Perfect Poop

What a Dog's Poop Tells Us About Health

Number twos say a lot about your dog's health.

Just like humans, a dog’s gut is home to a microbiome – a teeny tiny community of good bacteria that break down food, absorb vitamins and nutrients, and fight off harmful germs.

Even the slightest imbalance can wreak havoc on your dog's  digestive system. Which can lead to countless side effects and messy, embarassing poops.

Left untreated, this can lead to bigger issues like gas, horrible breath, poop eating, inconsistent pooping, and even poor nutrient absorption, lethargy, or allergies.

Know what to look for.

Unhealthy poops come in different shapes, sizes, and smells.

Taking an informed look at your dog's poops might not be enjoyable, but it’s essential for understanding what’s going on in their gut.

COLOR

SHAPE

CONTENT

Poops should be a chocolatey brown.

Poop should be log shaped and stay intact when picked up.

Poop should be free of discoloration, mucus, or objects.

Know what to look for.

Unhealthy poops come in different shapes, sizes, and smells.

Taking an informed look at your dog's poops might not be enjoyable, but it’s essential for understanding what’s going on in their gut.

COLOR

Poops should be a chocolatey brown.

SHAPE

Poop should be log shaped and stay intact when picked up.

CONTENT

Poop should be free of discoloration, mucus, or objects.

Help Your Dog To Have The Perfect Poop

Try Bernie's Perfect Poop® Today

Bernie’s Perfect Poop® is a 4-in-1 gut support formula that combines fiber, digestive enzymes, prebiotics, and probiotics into real-food bits that naturally balance the gut, promoting a healthy microbiome for better digestion and perfect poops.

Bernie's Perfect Poop® is made up of real-food grass bits sourced from 100% natural miscanthus grass, pumpkin fiber and flax seed fiber. You can easily sprinkle it into daily meals or serve it as a tasty treat!

Try Bernie's Perfect Poop® Today

Bernie’s Perfect Poop® is a 4-in-1 gut support formula that combines fiber, digestive enzymes, prebiotics, and probiotics into real-food bits that naturally balance the gut, promoting a healthy microbiome for better digestion and perfect poops.

Bernie's Perfect Poop® is made up of real-food grass bits sourced from 100% natural miscanthus grass, pumpkin fiber and flax seed fiber. You can easily sprinkle it into daily meals or serve it as a tasty treat!

Perfect Poop is made up of real-food grass bits sourced from 100% natural miscanthus grass, pumpkin fiber and flax seed fiber. Perfect Poop easily sprinkles into daily meals and can even be served as a tasty treat!

Read what our customers have to say:

"This stuff really works!"
★★★★★

“When we inherited our son's large dog due to his move, he somehow neglected to pass along the information that when the lovable furball farts it takes the paint off the walls and sets the curtains on fire.

No matter what we tried, and we tried a LOT, by the time every evening rolled around he had somehow perked whatever he had for breakfast into his own personal variety of mustard gas to share with us.

However, as we sincerely love the big beastie, we figured we would give Bernie’s Best a try. Amazingly to us, it started working right away, as in the very same night. Not only that, but he hasn't even once cleared the room in the entire month since we have started adding it to his breakfast.

Additionally, his solid ‘by-products’ seem to be ‘healthy’ looking, and he is full of pep and vigor. I would definitely recommend this to anybody else whom might be experiencing the same pet co-habitation difficulties, because this stuff really works!” - D.

✓ Real Chicken Flavor
✓ Real Cheddar Cheese Flavor

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Bernie’s Perfect Poop®

All-Natural Real-Food Digestion Support

✓ Helps relieve stinky gas, smelly stools, and freshens breath
✓ Improves stool quality, firmness, and consistency
✓ Encourages vitamin and nutrient absorption
✓ Promotes healthier skin and coat
✓ Helps improve mood and energy

GAS

Relieves gas odors an foul-smelling stool

bad breath

Freshens breath by balancing gut microbiome

gut health

Improves gut health & overall wellbeing

FIRMS STOOL

Firms up stool for easier pick up

REGULARITY

Promotes a regular poop schedule

Bernie’s Perfect Poop

All-Natural Real-Food Digestion Support

✓ Helps relieve stinky gas, smelly stools, and freshens breath
✓ Improves stool quality, firmness, and consistency
✓ Encourages vitamin and nutrient absorption
✓ Promotes healthier skin and coat
✓ Helps improve mood and energy

✓ Real Chicken flavor
✓ Real Cheddar Cheese flavor

SAVE 10%

GAS

Relieves gas odors an foul-smelling stool

bad breath

Freshens breath by balancing gut microbiome

gut health

Improves gut health & overall wellbeing

FIRMS STOOL

Firms up stool for easier pick up

REGULARITY

Promotes a regular poop schedule

✓ Real Chicken flavor
✓ Real Cheddar Cheese flavor

SAVE 10%

Bernie’s Perfect Poop

All-Natural Real-Food Digestion Support

✓ Helps relieve stinky gas, smelly stools, and freshens breath
✓ Improves stool quality, firmness, and consistency
✓ Encourages vitamin and nutrient absorption
✓ Promotes healthier skin and coat
✓ Helps improve mood and energy

GAS

Relieves gas odors an foul-smelling stool

bad breath

Freshens breath by balancing gut microbiome

gut health

Improves gut health & overall wellbeing

FIRMS STOOL

Firms up stool for easier pick up

REGULARITY

Promotes a regular poop schedule

Bernie’s Perfect Poop

All-Natural Real-Food Digestion Support

✓ Helps relieve stinky gas, smelly stools, and freshens breath
✓ Improves stool quality, firmness, and consistency
✓ Encourages vitamin and nutrient absorption
✓ Promotes healthier skin and coat
✓ Helps improve mood and energy

✓ Real Chicken flavor
✓ Real Cheddar Cheese flavor

GAS

Relieves gas odors an foul-smelling stool

bad breath

Freshens breath by balancing gut microbiome

gut health

Improves gut health & overall wellbeing

FIRMS STOOL

Firms up stool for easier pick up

REGULARITY

Promotes a regular poop schedule

Flavors Dogs Love

Bernie's Perfect Poop® is available in two wag-worthy flavors: Chicken and Cheddar Cheese

Each flavor contains our unique 4-in-1 blend of natural fiber, digestive enzymes, prebiotics, and probiotics. 

Chicken Flavor Ingredients List

Miscanthus grass, dried pumpkin, potato starch, flaxseed, cane molasses, chicken fat, microorganisms (Bacillus Subtilis, Bacillus Coagulans), enzymes (amylase, cellulase, hemicellulase, lipase, papain, bromelain), natural chicken flavor, inulin, mixed tocopherols (for freshness) citric acid (for freshness), rosemary extract

Cheddar Cheese Flavor Ingredients List

Miscanthus grass, dried pumpkin, potato starch, flaxseed, cane molasses, chicken fat, microorganisms (Bacillus Subtilis, Bacillus Coagulans), enzymes (amylase, cellulase, hemicellulase, lipase, papain, bromelain), natural cheddar cheese flavor, inulin, mixed tocopherols (for freshness) citric acid (for freshness), rosemary extract

Flavors Dogs Love

Bernie's Perfect Poop® is available in two wag-worthy flavors: Chicken and Cheddar Cheese

Each flavor contains our unique 4-in-1 blend of natural fiber, digestive enzymes, prebiotics, and probiotics. 

Chicken Flavor Ingredients List

Miscanthus grass, dried pumpkin, potato starch, flaxseed, cane molasses, chicken fat, microorganisms (Bacillus Subtilis, Bacillus Coagulans), enzymes (amylase, cellulase, hemicellulase, lipase, papain, bromelain), natural chicken flavor, inulin, mixed tocopherols (for freshness) citric acid (for freshness), rosemary extract

Cheddar Cheese Flavor Ingredients List

Miscanthus grass, dried pumpkin, potato starch, flaxseed, cane molasses, chicken fat, microorganisms (Bacillus Subtilis, Bacillus Coagulans), enzymes (amylase, cellulase, hemicellulase, lipase, papain, bromelain), natural cheddar cheese flavor, inulin, mixed tocopherols (for freshness) citric acid (for freshness), rosemary extract

How Bernie's Perfect Poop® Works

Bernie's Perfect Poop® blends 4 natural ingredients that are essential for dog's healthy digestion. Perfect Poop is a natural blend of miscanthus grass, pumpkin powder, and flax fiber with digestive enzymes, prebiotics, and probiotics.

Each ingredient naturally fights common digestive issues, like stinky gas, bad breath, and soft stools and even tackles bigger problems, like poor nutrient absorption, unhealthy skin, dull coat, and lethargic mood.

Fiber

Natural miscanthus grass, pumpkin powder and flax seed fibers promote better water absorption and the perfect firmness.

Digestive Enzymes

Help break down food and increase vitamin and nutrient absorption for better skin, coat health, mood, and overall wellbeing.

Prebiotics

Inulin Prebiotics is a type of fiber that promotes good gut bacteria and a healthy poop schedule.

Probiotics

Bacillus Subtilis and Bacillus Coagulans probiotics support a healthy digestive tract and immune system.

Perfect Poop blends together 4 natural ingredients that are essential for healthy digestion. Perfect Poop is a natural blend of miscanthus grass, pumpkin powder, and flax fiber with digestive enzymes, prebiotics, and probiotics.


Each ingredient naturally fights common digestive issues, like stinky gas, bad breath, and soft stools and even tackles bigger problems, like poor nutrient absorption, unhealthy skin, dull coat, and lethargic mood.

Fiber

Digestive Enzymes

Natural miscanthus grass, pumpkin powder and flax seed fibers promote better water absorption and the perfect firmness.

Help break down food and increase vitamin and nutrient absorption for better skin, coat health, mood, and overall wellbeing.

Prebiotics

Probiotics

Inulin Prebiotics is a type of fiber that promotes good gut bacteria and a healthy poop schedule.

Bacillus Subtilis and Bacillus Coagulans probiotics support a healthy digestive tract and immune system.

Perfect Poop naturally relieves digestion issues, leading to improved health and wellbeing.

Bernie's Perfect Poop® relieves digestion issues naturally, leading to improved health and wellbeing.

Naturally Relieves Digestion Issues

  • Constipation
  • Coprophagia (Poop Eating)
  • Diarrhea
  • Food Intolerance
  • Bloating
  • Vomiting
  • Regurgitation
  • Acid Reflux
  • Slow Digestion
  • Irritable Bowel Syndrome
  • Nutrient Absorption
  • Weight Loss & Maintenance
  • Upset Stomach

Improved Digestion Can Naturally Assist

  • Skin Allergies
  • Food Allergies
  • Diabetes
  • Ear Infection
  • Excessive Itching & Licking
  • Immunity
  • Infection
  • Mood & Mental Health
  • Energy & Temperament
  • Joint Pain & Arthritis
  • Skin & Coat Conditions
  • Sleep & Hormone Regulation
  • Viral Infection

Makes Life Better For Pet Parents

  • Stops Gas
  • Freshens Breath
  • Reduces Stool Odor
  • Firms Up Stool
  • Improves Stool Quality
  • Easier to Pick Up
  • Reduce Vet Visits
  • Consistent  Movements
  • Regular Bowel Movements
  • No Poop Left Behind
  • Poop Smarter, Not Harder

Naturally Relieves Digestion Issues

  • Constipation
  • Coprophagia (Poop Eating)
  • Diarrhea
  • Food Intolerance
  • Bloating
  • Vomiting
  • Regurgitation
  • Acid Reflux
  • Slow Digestion
  • Irritable Bowel Syndrome
  • Nutrient Absorption
  • Weight Loss & Maintenance
  • Upset Stomach

Improved Digestion Can Naturally Assist

  • Skin Allergies
  • Food Allergies
  • Diabetes
  • Ear Infection
  • Excessive Itching & Licking
  • Immunity
  • Infection
  • Mood & Mental Health
  • Energy & Temperament
  • Joint Pain & Arthritis
  • Skin & Coat Conditions
  • Sleep & Hormone Regulation
  • Viral Infection

Makes Life Better For Pet Parents

  • Stops Gas
  • Freshens Breath
  • Reduces Stool Odor
  • Firms Up Stool
  • Improves Stool Quality
  • Easier to Pick Up
  • Reduce Vet Visits
  • Consistent  Movements
  • Regular Bowel Movements
  • No Poop Left Behind
  • Poop Smarter, Not Harder

Naturally Relieves Digestion Issues

  • Constipation
  • Coprophagia (Poop Eating)
  • Diarrhea
  • Food Intolerance
  • Bloating
  • Vomiting
  • Regurgitation
  • Acid Reflux
  • Slow Digestion
  • Irritable Bowel Syndrome
  • Nutrient Absorption
  • Weight Loss & Maintenance
  • Upset Stomach

Improved Digestion Can Naturally Assist

  • Skin Allergies
  • Food Allergies
  • Diabetes
  • Ear Infection
  • Excessive Itching & Licking
  • Immunity
  • Infection
  • Mood & Mental Health
  • Energy & Temperament
  • Joint Pain & Arthritis
  • Skin & Coat Conditions
  • Sleep & Hormone Regulation
  • Viral Infection

Makes Life Better For Pet Parents

  • Stops Gas
  • Freshens Breath
  • Reduces Stool Odor
  • Firms Up Stool
  • Improves Stool Quality
  • Easier to Pick Up
  • Reduce Vet Visits
  • Consistent  Movements
  • Regular Bowel Movements
  • No Poop Left Behind
  • Poop Smarter, Not Harder

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If your Dog doesn’t love it, Return the bag and we'll will refund your purchase.

When Making Changes to Your Dog's Diet

Bernie's Perfect Poop® grass bits are extremely powerful. We recommend slowly introducing it into your dog's current diet over a week. Start with 1/2 the recommended serving size and gradually build up from there.

WEIGHT CHART

Up to 15 lbs

1/3 to 1 tablespoon per day

15-40 lbs

1-2 tablespoons per day

40-70 lbs

2-3 tablespoons per day

70-100 lbs

3-4 tablespoons per day

100-135+ lbs

4-5 tablespoons per day

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CHICKEN 12.8oz

✓ Natural Fiber
✓ Digestive Enzymes
✓ Prebiotics & Probiotics
✓ Real chicken flavor

$25.15

$22.64

CHEDDAR CHEESE 12.8oz

✓ Natural Fiber
✓ Digestive Enzymes
✓ Prebiotics & Probiotics
✓ Real cheddar cheese flavor

$25.15

$22.64

Order Bernie's Perfect Poop® for Your Dog

To ensure freshness, Bernie's Perfect Poop® is available in various sizes. 

Select the tab below that matches the weight of your dog.

CHICKEN 30oz

✓ Natural Fiber
✓ Digestive Enzymes
✓ Prebiotics & Probiotics
✓ Real chicken flavor

$46.99

$42.29

+ FREE SHIPPING

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CHEDDAR CHEESE 30oz

✓ Natural Fiber
✓ Digestive Enzymes
✓ Prebiotics & Probiotics
✓ Real cheddar cheese flavor

$46.99

$42.29

+ FREE SHIPPING

ADD TO CART

Special bundles for dogs over 70+ lbs or families with more than one dog!

CHICKEN 30oz &
CHEDDAR CHEESE 30oz

✓ Natural Fiber
✓ Digestive Enzymes
✓ Prebiotics & Probiotics
✓ 30oz Real chicken flavor
✓ 30oz Real cheddar cheese flavor

$93.98

$84.58

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CHICKEN 60oz &
CHEDDAR CHEESE 60oz

✓ Natural Fiber
✓ Digestive Enzymes
✓ Prebiotics & Probiotics
✓ 60oz Real chicken flavor
✓ 60oz Real cheddar cheese flavor

$187.96

$169.16

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About Bernie’s Perfect Poop®

"It was embarrassing when my parents had to wipe watery poop off my fluffy butt fur. Gross! This ended when they added fiber, prebiotic, probiotic and enzyme supplements to my meals. Plus, I started to feel great and stopped passing gas around the house!

After my parents got tired of mixing up a concoction of expensive and messy powders for every meal, they combined all the good stuff into Bernie's Perfect Poop. I love it since it tastes like cheddar cheese and my gut is so healthy that I can drink lake water and not get the runs.

Take it from me - you and your dog will love it!"

- Bernie