What Is A Perfect Poop?
#2s say a lot about a dog's health.
Unhealthy poops come in different shapes, sizes, and smells.
From dried pellets to soggy soft-serves that stain the sidewalk… Every bizarre, gag-worthy poop tells us that our loveable pup has a digestion problem.
Left untreated, this can lead to bigger issues like rancid gas, horrible breath, poop eating, inconsistent pooping, and even poor nutrient absorption, lethargy, or allergies.
Just like humans, a dog’s gut is home to a “microbiome”: A teeny tiny community of good bacteria that breaks down food, absorbs vitamins and nutrients, and fights off harmful germs.Even the slightest imbalance can wreak havoc on the digestive system, leading to countless side effects and unearthly poops.
Spotting The Perfect Poop
Most dog parents believe their friend’s #2s are “normal” because they don’t know what a perfect poop looks like.
Taking a longer look at your friend’s poops might not be enjoyable, but it’s essential for understanding what’s going on in their gut.
COLOR
A chocolatey brown
SHAPE
A log shape that stays intact when picked up
FORM
CONTENT
Now that we know what the perfect poop looks like, how do we get it?
How To Get The Perfect Poop
You can spend hours researching ingredients and mixing together an array of costly fibers and healthy gut supplements yourself…
Or you can try Bernie’s Perfect Poop, a 4-in-1 gut support formula that combines fiber, digestive enzymes, prebiotics, and probiotics into real-food bits that naturally balance the gut, promoting a healthy microbiome for better digestion and perfect poops.
Perfect Poop is made up of real-food grass bits sourced from 100% natural miscanthus grass, pumpkin fiber and flax seed fiber. Perfect Poop easily sprinkles into daily meals and can even be served as a tasty treat!
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No matter what we tried, and we tried a LOT, by the time every evening rolled around he had somehow perked whatever he had for breakfast into his own personal variety of mustard gas to share with us.
However, as we sincerely love the big beastie, we figured we would give Bernie’s Best a try. Amazingly to us, it started working right away, as in the very same night. Not only that, but he hasn’t even once cleared the room in the entire month since we have started adding it to his breakfast.
Additionally, his solid ‘by-products’ seem to be ‘healthy’ looking, and he is full of pep and vigor. I would definitely recommend this to anybody else whom might be experiencing the same pet co-habitation difficulties, because this stuff really works!” – D.
✓ Real Chicken flavor
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Bernie’s Perfect Poop
✓ Helps relieve stinky gas, smelly stools, and freshens breath
✓ Improves stool quality, firmness, and consistency
✓ Encourages vitamin and nutrient absorption
✓ Promotes healthier skin and coat
✓ Helps improve mood and energy
GAS
Relieves gas odors an foul-smelling stool
BAD BREATH
Freshens breath by balancing gut microbiome
GUT HEALTH
Improves gut health & overall wellbeing
FIRMS STOOL
Firms up stool for easier pick up
REGULARITY
Bernie’s Perfect Poop
All-Natural Real-Food Digestion Support
✓ Helps relieve stinky gas, smelly stools, and freshens breath
✓ Improves stool quality, firmness, and consistency
✓ Encourages vitamin and nutrient absorption
✓ Promotes healthier skin and coat
✓ Helps improve mood and energy
✓ Real Chicken flavor
✓ Real Cheddar Cheese flavor
GAS
Relieves gas odors an foul-smelling stool
BAD BREATH
Freshens breath by balancing gut microbiome
GUT HEALTH
Improves gut health & overall wellbeing
FIRMS STOOL
Firms up stool for easier pick up
REGULARITY
How Perfect Poop Works
Perfect Poop blends together 4 natural ingredients that are essential for healthy digestion. Perfect Poop is a natural blend of miscanthus grass, pumpkin powder, and flax fiber with digestive enzymes, prebiotics, and probiotics.
Each ingredient naturally fights common digestive issues, like stinky gas, bad breath, and soft stools and even tackles bigger problems, like poor nutrient absorption, unhealthy skin, dull coat, and lethargic mood.
Fiber
Natural miscanthus grass, pumpkin powder, and flax seed fibers promote better water absorption and the perfect firmness.
Digestive Enzymes
Prebiotics
Probiotics
Will It Work For My Dog?
Perfect Poop naturally relieves digestion issues, leading to improved health and wellbeing.
Naturally Relieves Digestion
Issues
Improved Digestion Can Naturally Assist
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Chicken Or Cheddar Cheese?
Chicken Flavor Ingredients List
Miscanthus Grass, Dried Pumpkin, Potato Starch, Flaxseed, Cane Molasses, Chicken Fat, Microorganisms (Bacillus Subtilis, Bacillus Coagulans), Enzymes (Amylase, Cellulase, Hemicellulase, Lipase, Papain, Bromelain), Natural Chicken Flavor, Inulin, Mixed Tocopherols (For Freshness) Citric Acid (For Freshness), Rosemary Extract
Cheddar Cheese Flavor Ingredients List
Miscanthus Grass, Dried Pumpkin, Potato Starch, Flaxseed, Cane Molasses, Chicken Fat, Microorganisms (Bacillus Subtilis, Bacillus Coagulans), Enzymes (Amylase, Cellulase, Hemicellulase, Lipase, Papain, Bromelain), Natural Cheddar Cheese Flavor, Inulin, Mixed Tocopherols (For Freshness) Citric Acid (For Freshness), Rosemary Extract
About Bernie’s Perfect Poop
After my parents got tired of mixing up a concoction of expensive and messy powders for every meal they combined all the good stuff into Bernie’s Perfect Poop. I love it since it tastes like cheddar cheese and my gut is so healthy that I can drink lake water and not get the runs.Take it from me – you and your dog will love it!- Bernie
