BERNIE'S PERFECT POOP
BERNIE'S PERFECT POOP
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What Is A Perfect Poop?
#2s say a lot about a dog's health.
Unhealthy poops come in different shapes, sizes, and smells.
From dried pellets to soggy soft-serves that stain the sidewalk… Every bizarre, gag-worthy poop tells us that our loveable pup has a digestion problem.
Left untreated, this can lead to bigger issues like rancid gas, horrible breath, poop eating, inconsistent pooping, and even poor nutrient absorption, lethargy, or allergies.
Just like humans, a dog’s gut is home to a “microbiome”: A teeny tiny community of good bacteria that breaks down food, absorbs vitamins and nutrients, and fights off harmful germs.
Even the slightest imbalance can wreak havoc on the digestive system, leading to countless side effects and unearthly poops.
Spotting The Perfect Poop
Most dog parents believe their friend’s #2s are “normal” because they don’t know what a perfect poop looks like.
Taking a longer look at your friend’s poops might not be enjoyable, but it’s essential for understanding what’s going on in their gut.
shape
COLOR
A log shape that stays intact when picked up
A chocolatey brown
FORM
CONTENT
Wet, easy to pick up, and holds its shape
Free of discoloration, mucus, or objects
Now that we know what the perfect poop looks like, how do we get it?
Most dog parents believe their friend’s #2s are “normal” because they don’t know what a perfect poop looks like.
Taking a longer look at your friend’s poops might not be enjoyable, but it’s essential for understanding what’s going on in their gut.
SHAPE
COLOR
A log shape that stays intact when picked up
A chocolatey brown
FORM
CONTENT
Wet, easy to pick up, and holds its shape
Free of discoloration, mucus, or objects
Now that we know what the perfect poop looks like, how do we get it?
Most dog parents believe their friend’s #2s are “normal” because they don’t know what a perfect poop looks like.
Taking a longer look at your friend’s poops might not be enjoyable, but it’s essential for understanding what’s going on in their gut.
COLOR
SHAPE
FORM
CONTENT
A chocolatey brown
A log shape that stays intact when picked up
Wet, easy to pick up, and holds its shape
Free of discoloration, mucus, or objects
Now that we know what the perfect poop looks like, how do we get it?
How To Get The Perfect Poop
You can spend hours researching ingredients and mixing together an array of costly fibers and healthy gut supplements yourself...
Or you can try Bernie’s Perfect Poop, a 4-in-1 gut support formula that combines fiber, digestive enzymes, prebiotics, and probiotics into real-food bits that naturally balance the gut, promoting a healthy microbiome for better digestion and perfect poops.
Perfect Poop is made up of real-food grass bits sourced from 100% natural miscanthus grass, pumpkin fiber and flax seed fiber. Perfect Poop easily sprinkles into daily meals and can even be served as a tasty treat!
Perfect Poop is made up of real-food grass bits sourced from 100% natural miscanthus grass, pumpkin fiber and flax seed fiber. Perfect Poop easily sprinkles into daily meals and can even be served as a tasty treat!
You can spend hours researching ingredients and mixing together an array of costly fibers and healthy gut supplements yourself...
Or you can try Bernie’s Perfect Poop, a 4-in-1 gut support formula that combines fiber, digestive enzymes, prebiotics, and probiotics into real-food bits that naturally balance the gut, promoting a healthy microbiome for better digestion and perfect poops.
Perfect Poop is made up of real-food grass bits sourced from 100% natural miscanthus grass, pumpkin fiber and flax seed fiber. Perfect Poop easily sprinkles into daily meals and can even be served as a tasty treat!
★★★★★
“When we inherited our son's large dog due to his move, he somehow neglected to pass along the information that when the lovable furball farts it takes the paint off the walls and sets the curtains on fire.
No matter what we tried, and we tried a LOT, by the time every evening rolled around he had somehow perked whatever he had for breakfast into his own personal variety of mustard gas to share with us.
However, as we sincerely love the big beastie, we figured we would give Bernie’s Best a try. Amazingly to us, it started working right away, as in the very same night. Not only that, but he hasn't even once cleared the room in the entire month since we have started adding it to his breakfast.
Additionally, his solid ‘by-products’ seem to be ‘healthy’ looking, and he is full of pep and vigor. I would definitely recommend this to anybody else whom might be experiencing the same pet co-habitation difficulties, because this stuff really works!” - D.
Bernie’s Perfect Poop
All-Natural Real-Food Digestion Support
✓ Helps relieve stinky gas, smelly stools, and freshens breath
✓ Improves stool quality, firmness, and consistency
✓ Encourages vitamin and nutrient absorption
✓ Promotes healthier skin and coat
✓ Helps improve mood and energy
GAS
Relieves gas odors an foul-smelling stool
bad breath
Freshens breath by balancing gut microbiome
gut health
Improves gut health & overall wellbeing
FIRMS STOOL
Firms up stool for easier pick up
REGULARITY
Promotes a regular poop schedule
Bernie’s Perfect Poop
All-Natural Real-Food Digestion Support
✓ Helps relieve stinky gas, smelly stools, and freshens breath
✓ Improves stool quality, firmness, and consistency
✓ Encourages vitamin and nutrient absorption
✓ Promotes healthier skin and coat
✓ Helps improve mood and energy
GAS
Relieves gas odors an foul-smelling stool
bad breath
Freshens breath by balancing gut microbiome
gut health
Improves gut health & overall wellbeing
FIRMS STOOL
Firms up stool for easier pick up
REGULARITY
Promotes a regular poop schedule
Bernie’s Perfect Poop
All-Natural Real-Food Digestion Support
✓ Helps relieve stinky gas, smelly stools, and freshens breath
✓ Improves stool quality, firmness, and consistency
✓ Encourages vitamin and nutrient absorption
✓ Promotes healthier skin and coat
✓ Helps improve mood and energy
GAS
Relieves gas odors an foul-smelling stool
bad breath
Freshens breath by balancing gut microbiome
gut health
Improves gut health & overall wellbeing
FIRMS STOOL
Firms up stool for easier pick up
REGULARITY
Promotes a regular poop schedule
Bernie’s Perfect Poop
All-Natural Real-Food Digestion Support
✓ Helps relieve stinky gas, smelly stools, and freshens breath
✓ Improves stool quality, firmness, and consistency
✓ Encourages vitamin and nutrient absorption
✓ Promotes healthier skin and coat
✓ Helps improve mood and energy
GAS
Relieves gas odors an foul-smelling stool
bad breath
Freshens breath by balancing gut microbiome
gut health
Improves gut health & overall wellbeing
FIRMS STOOL
Firms up stool for easier pick up
REGULARITY
Promotes a regular poop schedule
How Perfect Poop Works
Perfect Poop blends together 4 natural ingredients that are essential for healthy digestion. Perfect Poop is a natural blend of miscanthus grass, pumpkin powder, and flax fiber with digestive enzymes, prebiotics, and probiotics.
Each ingredient naturally fights common digestive issues, like stinky gas, bad breath, and soft stools and even tackles bigger problems, like poor nutrient absorption, unhealthy skin, dull coat, and lethargic mood.
Fiber
Natural miscanthus grass, pumpkin powder and flax seed fibers promote better water absorption and the perfect firmness.
Digestive Enzymes
Help break down food and increase vitamin and nutrient absorption for better skin, coat health, mood, and overall wellbeing.
Prebiotics
Inulin Prebiotics is a type of fiber that promotes good gut bacteria and a healthy poop schedule.
Probiotics
Bacillus Subtilis and Bacillus Coagulans probiotics support a healthy digestive tract and immune system.
Perfect Poop blends together 4 natural ingredients that are essential for healthy digestion. Perfect Poop is a natural blend of miscanthus grass, pumpkin powder, and flax fiber with digestive enzymes, prebiotics, and probiotics.
Each ingredient naturally fights common digestive issues, like stinky gas, bad breath, and soft stools and even tackles bigger problems, like poor nutrient absorption, unhealthy skin, dull coat, and lethargic mood.
Fiber
Digestive Enzymes
Natural miscanthus grass, pumpkin powder and flax seed fibers promote better water absorption and the perfect firmness.
Help break down food and increase vitamin and nutrient absorption for better skin, coat health, mood, and overall wellbeing.
Prebiotics
Probiotics
Inulin Prebiotics is a type of fiber that promotes good gut bacteria and a healthy poop schedule.
Bacillus Subtilis and Bacillus Coagulans probiotics support a healthy digestive tract and immune system.
Will It Work For My Dog?
Perfect Poop naturally relieves digestion issues, leading to improved health and wellbeing.
Perfect Poop naturally relieves digestion issues, leading to improved health and wellbeing.
Naturally Relieves Digestion Issues
- Constipation
- Coprophagia (Poop Eating)
- Diarrhea
- Food Intolerance
- Bloating
- Vomiting
- Regurgitation
- Acid Reflux
- Slow Digestion
- Irritable Bowel Syndrome
- Nutrient Absorption
- Weight Loss & Maintenance
- Upset Stomach
Improved Digestion Can Naturally Assist
- Skin Allergies
- Food Allergies
- Diabetes
- Ear Infection
- Excessive Itching & Licking
- Immunity
- Infection
- Mood & Mental Health
- Energy & Temperament
- Joint Pain & Arthritis
- Skin & Coat Conditions
- Sleep & Hormone Regulation
- Viral Infection
Makes Life Better For Pet Parents
- Stops Gas
- Freshens Breath
- Reduces Stool Odor
- Firms Up Stool
- Improves Stool Quality
- Easier to Pick Up
- Reduce Vet Visits
- Consistent Movements
- Regular Bowel Movements
- No Poop Left Behind
- Poop Smarter, Not Harder
Naturally Relieves Digestion Issues
- Constipation
- Coprophagia (Poop Eating)
- Diarrhea
- Food Intolerance
- Bloating
- Vomiting
- Regurgitation
- Acid Reflux
- Slow Digestion
- Irritable Bowel Syndrome
- Nutrient Absorption
- Weight Loss & Maintenance
- Upset Stomach
Improved Digestion Can Naturally Assist
- Skin Allergies
- Food Allergies
- Diabetes
- Ear Infection
- Excessive Itching & Licking
- Immunity
- Infection
- Mood & Mental Health
- Energy & Temperament
- Joint Pain & Arthritis
- Skin & Coat Conditions
- Sleep & Hormone Regulation
- Viral Infection
Makes Life Better For Pet Parents
- Stops Gas
- Freshens Breath
- Reduces Stool Odor
- Firms Up Stool
- Improves Stool Quality
- Easier to Pick Up
- Reduce Vet Visits
- Consistent Movements
- Regular Bowel Movements
- No Poop Left Behind
- Poop Smarter, Not Harder
Naturally Relieves Digestion Issues
- Constipation
- Coprophagia (Poop Eating)
- Diarrhea
- Food Intolerance
- Bloating
- Vomiting
- Regurgitation
- Acid Reflux
- Slow Digestion
- Irritable Bowel Syndrome
- Nutrient Absorption
- Weight Loss & Maintenance
- Upset Stomach
Improved Digestion Can Naturally Assist
- Skin Allergies
- Food Allergies
- Diabetes
- Ear Infection
- Excessive Itching & Licking
- Immunity
- Infection
- Mood & Mental Health
- Energy & Temperament
- Joint Pain & Arthritis
- Skin & Coat Conditions
- Sleep & Hormone Regulation
- Viral Infection
Makes Life Better For Pet Parents
- Stops Gas
- Freshens Breath
- Reduces Stool Odor
- Firms Up Stool
- Improves Stool Quality
- Easier to Pick Up
- Reduce Vet Visits
- Consistent Movements
- Regular Bowel Movements
- No Poop Left Behind
- Poop Smarter, Not Harder
Save 10%!
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Since our furry friends weigh anywhere from 10 lbs to 100+ lbs, Perfect Poop also comes in various sized bags to ensure freshness! Click on your dog's weight below to discover the best bag size for your pup and save 10% with code "perfectpoop10" at checkout.
• 12.8oz Bag / Up to 24 servings
• 30oz Bag / Up to 24 servings
• 30oz Bag / Up to 30 servings
• 30oz Bag / Up to 20 servings
• 60oz Bundle / Up to 40 servings
• 30oz Bag / Up to 15 servings
• 60oz Bundle / Up to 30 servings
• 120oz Bundle / Up to 60 servings
CHICKEN 12.8oz
✓ Natural Fiber
✓ Digestive Enzymes
✓ Prebiotics & Probiotics
✓ Real chicken flavor
$25.15
$22.64
CHEDDAR CHEESE 12.8oz
✓ Natural Fiber
✓ Digestive Enzymes
✓ Prebiotics & Probiotics
✓ Real cheddar cheese flavor
$25.15
$22.64
CHICKEN 12.8oz
✓ Natural Fiber
✓ Digestive Enzymes
✓ Prebiotics & Probiotics
✓ Real Chicken flavor
$25.15
$22.64
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ADD TO CARTCHEDDAR CHEESE 12.8oz
✓ Natural Fiber
✓ Digestive Enzymes
✓ Prebiotics & Probiotics
✓ Real Chicken flavor
$25.15
$22.64
+ FREE SHIPPING
ADD TO CARTCHICKEN 30oz
✓ Natural Fiber
✓ Digestive Enzymes
✓ Prebiotics & Probiotics
✓ Real Chicken flavor
$45.95
$41.36
+ FREE SHIPPING
ADD TO CARTCHEDDAR CHEESE 30oz
✓ Natural Fiber
✓ Digestive Enzymes
✓ Prebiotics & Probiotics
✓ Real Chicken flavor
$45.95
$41.36
+ FREE SHIPPING
ADD TO CARTSpecial bundles for dogs over 70+ lbs or families with more than one dog!
CHICKEN 30oz & CHEDDAR CHEESE 30oz
✓ Natural Fiber
✓ Digestive Enzymes
✓ Prebiotics & Probiotics
✓ 30oz Real chicken flavor
✓ 30oz Real cheddar cheese flavor
$91.90
$82.71
ADD TO CARTCHICKEN 60oz & CHEDDAR CHEESE 60oz
✓ Natural Fiber
✓ Digestive Enzymes
✓ Prebiotics & Probiotics
✓ 60oz Real chicken flavor
✓ 60oz Real cheddar cheese flavor
$183.80
$165.42
ADD TO CARTCHICKEN 30oz
✓ Natural Fiber
✓ Digestive Enzymes
✓ Prebiotics & Probiotics
✓ Real chicken flavor
$45.95
$41.36
CHEDDAR CHEESE 30oz
✓ Natural Fiber
✓ Digestive Enzymes
✓ Prebiotics & Probiotics
✓ Real cheddar cheese flavor
$45.95
$41.36
Special bundles for dogs over 70+ lbs or families with more than one dog!
CHICKEN 30oz &
CHEDDAR CHEESE 30oz
✓ Natural Fiber
✓ Digestive Enzymes
✓ Prebiotics & Probiotics
✓ 30oz Real chicken flavor
✓ 30oz Real cheddar cheese flavor
$91.90
$82.71
CHICKEN 60oz &
CHEDDAR CHEESE 60oz
✓ Natural Fiber
✓ Digestive Enzymes
✓ Prebiotics & Probiotics
✓ 60oz Real chicken flavor
✓ 60oz Real cheddar cheese flavor
$183.80
$165.42
100% Satisfaction Guarantee
100% Satisfaction Guarantee
If your pet doesn’t love it, send back the bag and we will refund your purchase; We stand behind our product!
If your pet doesn’t love it, send back the bag and we will refund your purchase; We stand behind our product!
Suggested Use
Looks can be deceiving - Bernie's grass bits are extremely powerful! Slowly introduce Perfect Poop to your dog's current diet over a week. Start with 1/2 the recommended serving size and gradually build up from there.
WEIGHT CHART
Up to 15 lbs
1/3 to 1 tablespoon per day
15-40 lbs
1-2 tablespoons per day
40-70 lbs
2-3 tablespoons per day
70-100 lbs
3-4 tablespoons per day
100-135+ lbs
4-5 tablespoons per day
Looks can be deceiving - Bernie's grass bits are extremely powerful! Slowly introduce Perfect Poop to your dog's current diet over a week. Start with 1/2 the recommended serving size and gradually build up from there.
Chicken or Cheddar Cheese?
Perfect Poop is available in two wag-worthy flavors: Chicken and Cheddar Cheese. Both flavors contain our unique 4-in-1 blend of natural fiber, digestive enzymes, prebiotics, and probiotics. We suggest selecting the flavor your dog will like the best.
Chicken Flavor Ingredients List
Miscanthus grass, dried pumpkin, potato starch, flaxseed, cane molasses, chicken fat, microorganisms (Bacillus Subtilis, Bacillus Coagulans), enzymes (amylase, cellulase, hemicellulase, lipase, papain, bromelain), natural chicken flavor, inulin, mixed tocopherols (for freshness) citric acid (for freshness), rosemary extract
Cheddar Cheese Flavor Ingredients List
Miscanthus grass, dried pumpkin, potato starch, flaxseed, cane molasses, chicken fat, microorganisms (Bacillus Subtilis, Bacillus Coagulans), enzymes (amylase, cellulase, hemicellulase, lipase, papain, bromelain), natural cheddar cheese flavor, inulin, mixed tocopherols (for freshness) citric acid (for freshness), rosemary extract
Chicken or Cheddar Cheese?
Perfect Poop is available in two wag-worthy flavors: Chicken and Cheddar Cheese. Both flavors contain our unique 4-in-1 blend of natural fiber, digestive enzymes, prebiotics, and probiotics. We suggest selecting the flavor your dog will like the best.
Chicken Flavor Ingredients List
Miscanthus grass, dried pumpkin, potato starch, flaxseed, cane molasses, chicken fat, microorganisms (Bacillus Subtilis, Bacillus Coagulans), enzymes (amylase, cellulase, hemicellulase, lipase, papain, bromelain), natural chicken flavor, inulin, mixed tocopherols (for freshness) citric acid (for freshness), rosemary extract
Cheddar Cheese Flavor Ingredients List
Miscanthus grass, dried pumpkin, potato starch, flaxseed, cane molasses, chicken fat, microorganisms (Bacillus Subtilis, Bacillus Coagulans), enzymes (amylase, cellulase, hemicellulase, lipase, papain, bromelain), natural cheddar cheese flavor, inulin, mixed tocopherols (for freshness) citric acid (for freshness), rosemary extract
About Bernie’s Perfect Poop
It was embarrassing when my parents had to wipe watery poop off my fluffy butt fur. Gross! This ended when they added fiber, prebiotic, probiotic and enzyme supplements to my meals. Plus, I started to feel great and stopped passing gas around the house!
After my parents got tired of mixing up a concoction of expensive and messy powders for every meal they combined all the good stuff into Bernie's Perfect Poop. I love it since it tastes like cheddar cheese and my gut is so healthy that I can drink lake water and not get the runs.
Take it from me - you and your dog will love it!
- Bernie
